is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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