Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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