i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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