Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
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If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
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Boobs are out for the taking
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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