I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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