omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
