Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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