Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm determined to sit on that face.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
