I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
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Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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