does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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