a queef is a wish your heart makes.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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