I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
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