guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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