i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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