Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
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My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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