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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  happy early fathers day!!!

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  im not a father

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  about that...

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"

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  You're going home with him aren't you?

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  I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'

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• (206): View more from Washington

  weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions

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• (210): View more from Texas

  i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...

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  You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask

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• (415): View more from California

  Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome

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• (786): View more from Florida

  Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?

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