A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
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