you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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