so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
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I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
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