Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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