Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
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Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
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and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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