maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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