Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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