and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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