Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
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I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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