its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
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You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
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oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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