Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
FUCK WHALES
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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