Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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