I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
two words: eviction party
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Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
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I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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