I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
