What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I just gargled with NyQuil
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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