plz talk dirty to me
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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