girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
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*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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