Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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