I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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