Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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