Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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