I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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