fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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