I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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