i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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