Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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