There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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