um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
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There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
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She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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