I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
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