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After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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