He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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