4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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