Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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