Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
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I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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