it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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