Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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